I must be too annoying 4 u.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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