Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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