More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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