He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize