this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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