just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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