That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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