Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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