I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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