doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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