I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You did what with his pubic hair?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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