Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I party with great urgency now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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