Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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