I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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