direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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