Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we're chasing vodka with high fives
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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