Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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