i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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