i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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