Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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