I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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