I hope mine doesn't look like that
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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