someone owes me an orgasm
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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