Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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