its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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