so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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