I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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