weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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