Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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