Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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