Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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