The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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