oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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