Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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