no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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