Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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