What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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