Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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