these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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