I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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