I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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