That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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