maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You need a sexual gate keeper
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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