I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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