Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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