Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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