My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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