Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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