All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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