i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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