If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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