Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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