is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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