I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
im on a boat
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