The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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