Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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