You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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