i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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