Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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